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untitled
Thursday, 28 February 2008

the reason why i made the title untitled was becos i can't be bothered to think of a name for my entry. sighs very bad day today. i feellike killing myself. but i CAN'T!!! i must live cos tomorrow there is the hike and it is in 10 hours and 56mins and that is very little n i have to be cautious cos i can just die in this 10 hours and 5...5 mins. yea so chill.

it was a very dao mei week for me. first things first, im still not fully recovered. hello?? a week has passed!!! chill i must be positive. tomorrows hike!!! yay! i must bring food, or else i will die. diane sure bring alot of food one. hahas. chill anyway lets talk about this morning.

man 4get to take her attendance yesterday so naturally she panicked n thot she had to run again n i tagged along. hahas yea but it turned out she did not haf to run so it was a wasted trip for me but nvm la i not angry wif anyone, least of all man cos its not her fault mah. chill i still needed to go down ANYWAY...

then stupid 4 had a pow-wow together at the canteen. We talked about ah man disease carriers, strange hotel rooms and how tired we are, n i was playing wif this weird scissors the whole ime. haha...

today man had a bad day at band. pls dun die n abundan me to hike in the deep dark woods all alone... ok anyway bb.

:):)

writtern @8:49:00 pm

IM IN SCHOOL!!
Tuesday, 26 February 2008

im in school as said in the title. hahas. oh i gtg very soon. hahas oh bb!!!

writtern @4:52:00 pm

continuation
Sunday, 24 February 2008

sorry ha. anyway in the car on the way back i was squashed wif my bro again. he stole my pink hand phone pouch and we both got tangled together, me trying to grab it, mal trying to hide it. i got it back at last... all squashy. -.- haha yea my cousins were like this:

R: i will squash your eyes out
K: i will ask fatty bom bom step on u
R: then i shoot u with laser!
K:then i FATTY BOM BOM U
R: then i crash and slap you.
Ah gu(uncle): ryan....
Ah kim(auntie): stop it ha.
K: then i fatty bom bom you
Ah kim: come drink some water drick drick.
K:no
Ah kim: why?
K: must wait for gor gor to continue
R: and then i will smash you and make the car knock you
K: and i...i.... FATTY BOM BOM your HEAD
R: then i bash you eyes out
K:then i bang you
Ah gu: ok the next one who opens the mouth will stay with gong gong tonight
(silence. everyone smiles)
R: drickdrick die die.
All adults: or hor.....
Ah gu: ok u go stay wif wai po tonight ok?
R: NO.
Ah kim: come drick drick drink water
R: ya drink your put put!! (laughs hilariously)
(receives the LOOK from ah kim)
K: talk nonsense.

so cute right?? everyone in the car laughed after that. haha and when ah gu said: 'wah they learnt from you two' to me&mal we were like ' we more physical' and ah gu said ' if they were sitting next to each other they will also be physical.' haha little toodlers cousins are great fun. just to let u noe drickdrick is 2 plus and his gor gor is 4 plus. i shall not reveal their names to seal their identity but their my little ADORABLE cousins, 表弟。haha

lalala. very bored. bye.

hihihahahehehohohuhu chill

writtern @8:48:00 pm

Im bigger then 200,000 kg+ aeroplane.

Yays. im not so agonized but lets start from friday.

Friday was an ok day. i almost din come to school cos my temp shot up to 37.9ºC at night. but i thot i couldn't abundan dear ole man so i picked myself up and dragged myself ( as well as a full kettle with 100ºC water in it, unfortunately) to school.

All went well at first. test after test after test made my head swell up twice its usual size, just like a rubber ball. yep. every breath i took made me want to die faster. yea and plus my irritating cold makes me sruggle to breathe. (struggle i mean) haha dun die. yea and when i tested my temp it went all the way up to 38.0ºC and diane was announcing to the whole world that i had a fever and i was like SHUT UP. During chi shi ting wouldn't even GO near me. i felt like a bird flu-infected preson. oh sighs.

then after sch man and i went to plaza sing AGAIN. yep we are super boring ppl. anyway we went to pizza hut and ordered the cheezy lava meltz pizza crust. And chicken supreme. man and i nearly burst. not only did our stomachs burst, our wallets seemed to burst one big hole and we were left broke. yea. we went daiso but could only look n not buy. and suddenly out of the blue man had a tummyache and she said i could go first and yea. oh sighs. i abundaned her. sorry man!!! anyway i was let off for tuition and had to go. i was especially quiet in tuition that my frens had to ask "ely why so QUIET??" oh well...

sat. fever still there but much better. it was FLAG DAY!!! woke up reaalllyyy early (6:30 oni la...) and got ready. hahas when i reached school i saw all the cans lined up there. can number : 7226. BUY 4D!! chills. yup so i went off with daine, doodle and cream. diane looked die-y, doodle looked doodly, cream obviously looked creamy and i looked... dead. haha!!

the collection was fun. this really nice lady donated a ten to each of our cans!! so nice... and many many thanks to those angelic souls who have alreay donated but yet DONATED again may the good lord bless you!! even if you had donated at least 5 cents we will accept it cos its the thought that counts you see. but for the ppl who heck cared and looked the other way plus ignored us when we approached you, kindly reflect on how you have hurt the lonely disabled patrons who seriously need a helping hand.... hey!! i sound like the red cross spokesperson or something. mebbe i will be one day. who noes......

sat afternoon. i went grandma house. very normal but we ate early and went home early cos we want to see the chingay thing. we got down there - dad, emmy and i - to find some party going on. free food galore!! we sneaked some. very nice!!! but i stupidly stood next to the loudspeaker and nearly got my ears blasted off their sockets. chill. anyway we went out there early to choke a place. but 2 stupid children squashed their way in front. -.- sounds innocent but it is not okay. i was the photographer for the night and hence got the wonderful camera. but when the marvelous floats came careening down the road i whipped out the camera but the cjildren's hands appeared in my pics cos they waving to the ppl inside the float-.-.-.-.-.....=. errr.... ya

it was nice though

NEXT!! today. AIRSHOW!!! i woke up at 6;30 all thanks to my body clock. yea umm... ya. at 9:45 ah gu's car came and picked me&mal up. kendrick looked so adorable in his too-tight sunglasses, like those ancient china scholars or something. :) anyway we zoomed to wai po house and picked wai po and gong gong up and off we went!!!

it was really fun lor. the car ride was a horror though. not only i had to squash up at the back seat, i was beside my bro!!! oh good heavens. well we somehow 'bonded'. he kept poking me in the ribs and flicking me in the knuckle---so PAIN!!! grrrrrr... he oso stole my water bottle and kept spraying at me... AHH!!!

when we arrived man and i began the i-am-here-doing-this-wat-u-doing-where-r-u sms 'game'. haha it was fun. we split up into 2 grps, ah gu's family one grp and the others another group. we mooched around and stood in the blazing sun. i was my wai po's escort, and held the umbrella for her :D but my wai po very nice:) the best in the world. ummm......... yea. ( oh reminds me of my bro. he is into the 'yea' craze now and can keep saying 'yea' continuously for 5 mins. ) haha!!!

the airshow was nice. we munched on stuff and watched the planes roar around. the heart one was nice. they all very zhun,,,,, wonder how long they practice one. we din watch everything la... can die one! so halfwat thru we went tO this shelter and bought ben and jerry ice cream!! so ex leh. chill. but when the airbus was flying we all came out to watch. i am amazed how a 200,000 kg plus plane can fly in the air. must be very hollow. but i not hollow one. as stated in the title, the theory goes to show that im heavier than the airbus a380 cos she can fly and i cant, proving she is more lightweight. ok this theory sucks as im trying to say elayna can't fly and shes heavier than a plane 100000 times the size of her?? err... something is wrong here...

after the airshow we went into the exhibition center, i looked for man and found her RIGHT at the end. -,- she says i look like my wai po. really?? i muz compare one day. hahas like grandmother like granddaughter. sighs hand pain from typing so much. ya so i found man at the pacific cafe. -.- hahas.

we waited around for ah kim and the rest to come and i was reADING the asian geographic magazine i brought along. haha and ya. yo!! we soon met up and went to eu tong sen st for BAK KUH TEH!!!! (err...) byebye!!

PS: pls dun die!!
PPS: the bak kuh teh rocks!
PPPS: :)

writtern @7:35:00 pm

I NEEDA DE-STRESS
Thursday, 21 February 2008

look. im burning hot right now from this mild fever. ( i dunno y i feel super hot but when i test myself its only 37.8. hahas well quite alot of very unlucky things happened to me so ar this week. examples are:

mon: very ok day.

tues: very good day. the best this week. i think. just that there was this fire drill that disrupted our drama lesson. kylie went " since we just came out of drama we have to DRAMATIC. " so went we found out that was a fire in computer lab 4, we all went "AHHHHHH" rather dramatically and dashed out of the art box. in our frantic arm-waving and dramatic evacuation, we forgot our poor miss charmaine, out drama teacher. hahas. later when we went back to the art box, she gave us a lecture about how if a real fire occurs, we'll all be burnt alive like roasted char siew. (yum) [ we heard the fire alarm, but were rather heck care at first, then really scrambled to leave. haixxxx if this had been a real fire....] yup. cca welcoming tea was fun, phototaking was...grand??? (i sat at the first row. thank you, thank you. {bows dramatically} )

wed: trouble trouble trouble. it was when all miseries poured in upon me. oh lord, wouldn't you just give me one entire week that is eventful and peaceful?? that sounds utterly impossible, hor? anyway, the number one bad thing was that my throat died. yep. hahs. next. animation thing left outside my house on the bench. diaos... next. during hhf, i was happily jogging jogging and WHOOPS i tripped over something that was in my way at the wrong place and the wrong time and splat i sprawled onto my hands and knees. (more specifically, my left hand and right knee. yep. ) i immediately shot up like an arrow and waved away the anxious looks and questions "are you ok?" "omg you ok elyssia?" "you ok? still can run? want to rest?" (all variations of "haha you clumsy person!! but you hurt yourself so i better say something COMFORTING...") the reat of the day was uneventful. man went off for phototaking. animation was fun!! we started the cut outs. snip snip... haha that all la.

thur: today. bad day. i have a very bad cold and a very bad sore throat and a... very mild fever?? (as i said, my intestines are practically on fire.) ya. anyway im been losinc alot of blood this few days. i cut my finger during OM with a spoiled penknife. ( man shin bought this really...ahem... penknife from popular that cost 1 doolar. -,- okaysss. yup i din have plaster so i took toilet paper -....- hahs) yup

so ya. really hot now. tmw is destress day so no matter wat must come to sch. and all the test. muz not miss them. but im boiling liao!!! :(:(((( throat want to 爆炸. pls cun die!!!!!! Cun die? chill lets brighten things up. hahas


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yups ahaha gtg now bye!!!

writtern @8:19:00 pm

HI!! dao mei me....
Sunday, 17 February 2008

very dao mei. so dao mei that i dunno wad to say liao. hahas. first things first- i hurt my toe. ouch!!! haha i very lame right? next, im dead. my alive-or-dead pendulum has swung past the 100% mark, meaning..... i dead. full stop.
why am i dead?? here are some reasons that i have thot out of. Meaning, there are more.

1. Stress. although man shin and i go out to treat ourselves and de stress every fri, ( like on total "de-stress" day) i still can occasionally feel it- the tug. the want of just slumping onto the floor. yup. im mad. stressed about wat? you may ask. homework?? Exams? another reason: read number two.

2. Dao mei-ness. i am the world's daomei-est person in the world. (to man: two new words!!) every day about ten dao mei things happen to me. AVERAGE. i am bound to forget SOMETHING everyday in sch. once it was a water bottle. then a pencil case. file. homework. fav pen. present, book, badge, watch, life blah blah.... hey!! did i just type LIFE?? omg imagine forgetting to bring my life. i'll be a ZOMBIE!! just to add one more thing to the list: sanity.

3. Exhaustion. now this makes sense right?? i am always tired. ok not always. i use my energy up quite fast, especially on days when i am very chatty. man shin noes. i can go on and on and on.... and be a earache. so, man, pls bear with me. Hahas.

4. Sleepiness. yup. exhaustion and sleepiness are 2 diff things. similar, but diff. ok look im not making any sense now. ok anyway they have a link ok?? lets get on. no time to waste.

5.Boredom. very understandable. sometimes i get so bored i can actually daydream. (oh no i can hear mrs tan's voice: " hai ya my dreamer again is it?" oh i really feel like boxing her face now. hahas, and ms J teo's tooo. she whacked her long ruler [her pet??] on the railing when we were hurrying down for morning assembly and nearly deafened me. grrr....) i get bored easily. zzzzzz. thats why i always need a book with me. to read. and paper to draw and doodle on.

6.Hunger. not impt for i dun usually get hungry in sch. but i do, sometimes. hahas.

7.Skype. laughing utterly tires me out and makes my jaw ache. earth calling man!! if you have free time pls update our very VERY dormant webbie, http://www.skypedisease.freewebs.com/ pls. thx.

brain is empty. ok hahaz this is another long entry. i like long entries now. ok umm yesterday my whole family went to vivocity!! we went to buy an oven. it looked cool. haha we all fen gong he zuo and managed ( i dunno how) to lug the giant oven up. oh yea din tell u our oven broke down. quite obvious right??

sch tomorrow!!! new timetable again.... groan. i am sick of new timtables. im gonna lodge a very naggy, fierce and debatable complaint to the general office, i tell u. chill.

valentines day!!! pressies came in. haha. man shin received a flower from woody, her beloved husband of... 2 weeks?? around that la. shi ting got a flower from purple monkry. diao....

ok all good things has to come to an end, so i pronounce that this is officially the end of my entry for 17/2/2008, sunday, 5:13 pm!!!! haha quoted from Eliza Tan.

PS: sorry its announce. haaas.
PPS: byebye!!!

writtern @4:35:00 pm

UPDATE UPDATE<3<3
Wednesday, 13 February 2008

Heeelllllo!! haha. Very bored today. we had photo taking today!! It was really funny. haha i'll talk about mon first. mon. The prayer-sayin day!!! omg. i was given so little time to prepare so i came up with to simple one. i dun really care la. See what a bad prayer leader. haixxxxx.....

The prayer was ok la. abit scary. i froze for 1 second when i came up to the mike. i was thinking: omg!! this is it. And i opened and closed my mouth like a fish but just air came out. luckily i din breathe out at the mike man. imagine what a LOUD sound that would make. HAHA. chill

The prayer saying was not a problem. i screwed up a little at the last part by mispronouncing a word but i managed to patch it up (i hope) haha yea. And today.

Photo taking!! i stood right the back man. omg i felt so grand. For all those ppl who were squashed in front, i tell u - standing at the back is GREAT FUN!!! also have a lot of empty space behind. chill ya anyway i prayer leader!!! must sit in front oso mah!! how dare they look down on ME!!! humph. haha i finish a pack of m & m liao. :D haha heres an incident wif me and man shin .

we were in the classrom. man shin was like " come lets go" i din exactly know WHEN (nor did she, i think) we had to go hall but we just WENT la. upon nearing the hall, we saw a class all getting ready for a photo. we thot " omg is that our class?" and panicked. ai yo. went closer, realised it was 1 / 8. haha 2 / 1 haven't even take, we scared for WHAT oso i dunno. haha

We went inside and saw that we were the only 2 / 2 ppl there. haha very weird feeling leh. grace even saw us, and asked "are you lost?" omg so funny!!!! haha chill ya. we went out of the hall,on the verge of laughing, andm suddenly bumped into ty, yijing etc people. that was when we started laughing.

ok u get it. omg this is considered quite a long entry for me. oh sighs deal or no deal start but i dunn wan watch la. hahaz. i no capitAL LETTER ONE. EH? WHY SUDDENLY HAVE CAPITAL? OHH. CAPS LOCK. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! chill anyway friday is destress da7y!!!! da7y?? wats that?? chill anyway my hand tired ;iao so bye!!

PS: ;iao?? wats that?
PPS: lollymail selling was fun!!
PPPS: valentines day is tmw!!!
PPPPS: YO!!!

writtern @8:20:00 pm

The end of CNY
Sunday, 10 February 2008

ohh. right. moansss. CNY IS OFFICIALLY OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The trip to the sembawang beach officially marked the end of cny. sighzzz back to school again.... get to see all those make-me-want-to-puke faces. (not as in pupils la, as in... welll..... right. Teachers! ) Let's brighten this zzz blog up. it is what i call OFFICIALLY DEAD!!

I officially declare myself mad today. Why i said that : I used the word '' officially '' 4 times without even knowing, and i am just typing blindly. Very bored now. I notice that the time in my internet clock is all haywire. Why is there all that 3 am and 2 am business?? I really can't decipher. haixx nvm....


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sorry this chinese new year decor abit... belated la. Haha thank you all you people for the pretty presents!! Continue to give me MOR£!!! oh i meant to type 'E' but i guess '£' would do... haha!!!

writtern @9:18:00 pm

bored
Monday, 4 February 2008

bored (as the title goes) sigh la. anyway man shin is having emotional problems with her husband. haha diane's bday is on CNY!!! this is for diane.


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haha gtg now super late hahahahahaha good night people!!

writtern @9:10:00 pm